Mermaids Run on Sinister Brew

Lurking beneath the waves and bathed in moonlight, the sirens of the deep don’t sing for sailors—they scream for coffee. This hauntingly stylish tee features the declaration every ocean-dwelling horror-lover knows to be true: Mermaids Run on Sinister Brew.

Crafted for the sea-bound and the sleep-deprived, this shirt is perfect for those who prefer their mornings dark and their caffeine darker. Whether you’re brewing in the shadows or luring victims to their doom with sultry sips, this shirt lets the world know your coffee allegiance lies in the deep… with Sinister Brew.

Soft. Bold. Sinister. Just like the mermaids who wear it.

Dare to sip in the shadows.